Saturday, May 12, 2012

Deadliest Catch

Now announcing Baby J the newest recruit for Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch" TV show, a reality series that follows several crab fishing boats in the Bering Sea.
Baby J has his fisherman gear all set, including his lucky whale onesie. He confidently told me that he's not scared of the 40-foot-seas and extensive work required on board the tumultuous fishing boats.  I just know he'll be a great "greenhorn."
"Wait! Mom did you say hard work?! 40-foot-seas?! Hmmm . . . well I don't know . . . "
"Actually, second thought, I don't I want to be a fisherman anymore.  Go ahead and cancel my flight to Alaska Mom.  I'm outta here! I have other places to be."
"Mom!!!!  I said I don't want to be a fisherman anymore!!  Get me out of this lame outfit nowwwww!"

I would like to state that Baby J changed his mind in less than 15 seconds. Silly babies . . . so fickle in committing to plans.

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